DIXIE BLOW-HARD ZELL MILLER & HURRICANE FRANCES UPDATE

There MAY be a hurricane once again bearing down on my town. I have never ridden out a hurricane and there is a part of me that always wants to experience something at least ONCE. I’ve experience Earthquakes in California and the LA Riots, though no WIND & WATER related natural phenomena/disasters.

This particular bitch's name is FRANCES and at the current hour she's picking up steam (winds clocked at 140mph) near the Turks and Caicos islands, on, as the weather.com states, “a relentless course toward the southeast U.S,” and the last time I checked a map, Savannah, my town, is located in the SOUTHEAST U.S., on the coast.

So…we’ll just have to wait and see what she’s going to do.

If she’s even half as mean as last months Hurricane Charley, which essentially ripped little old Punta Gorda FLA right off the map, then some town, somewhere between the Keys and Cape Hatteras North Carolina, is in for a less than celebratory Labor Day weekend.

Hurricane David, way back in 1979, was the last hurricane to make landfall in Savannah and even it was downgraded to a category 1 as it’s winds were clocked at 80mph. The last city-wide evacuation was in 1999 for Floyd, but it never hit.

I'm sure the local news STORM TEAMS will keep a good eye on her as they deploy their DOPPLER RADAR and LASERS and SATELLITES and all the other modern gimcrackery that they never forget to pimp, "SUPER-DOPPLER!" which is far more righteous and awesome than just mere DOPPLER.

The GOP could use the SUPER-DOPPLER in New York this week.

The stink of imminent defeat is whipping through the caverns of mid-town Manhattan as they gather for their third jack-booted night at Madison Square Garden to Sieg Heil my lame ass Senator, Zell Miller, who Georgia Democrats have officially divorced for obvious reasons, as he goes on and on about how, "his party abandoned him and the other 'Re-Dem-O-Publi-Crats' of Georgia (Former Southern, far from liberal Democrats from the good-old days of Jim Crow, which looked a whole lot like the Neo-Con-Evangelical-War Loving Republicans of today - see; Strom Thurmond, Wallace, Miller, etc. - GOOD Democrats until that damned LBJ gave the "coloreds" their civil rights)."

Anyway, it should be a thorougly disgusting bend-over-arse-plug for Zell, who really needs some friends, after abandoning all of his old ones in order to shill some books to the LEFT BEHIND crowd.

So, that is that.