Sing, Sing a Song, Sing Out Loud

"Thee-arze a'madness a'flutter," said the halfeyed scrag.

REALLY?

"M'bones y'ar splitn' art the seems."

REALLY?

"F'ookers y'ar t'ekkin too much cod-oil"

REALLY?

"H'arve ya red the peppers leatley?"

NO

"Thee-are mad oi-ee telly'a, F'ookin mad."

REALLY?

AND JUST WHO ARE THEE-ARE?

"Da'f'ookin'Bee-are-stards, D'as f'ookin hoo!"