Has anybody seen those top secret "how to build a nuclear weapon" plans?

Yeah, sorry, but they were right here you know, in a drawer or maybe they were in the car? I don't know, they were somewhere around here but then we went to get a espresso at Starbucks and before you know it, bang, someone must have swooped right on in here and snatched them up! What am I talking about? Well maybe this will help you sleep a little better at night

I suspected Kerry was a bit of a dumb-ass and now it is confirmed, Bush did better at Yale. DANGEROUSLY LACKLUSTER & SLUG-WITTED, FRAT-BOY MORONS LEAD (AND SEEK TO LEAD) NATION TO RUIN: NATION FALLS IN LOCK STEP AND GOES SHOPPING FOR PLASTIC SHIT-ON-A-STICK MADE IN CHINA